Evil Secret Agent Academy Portland, Oregon

Edgy Camp This camp is part of Trackers's Edgy Camp Curriculum where we explore challenging and complex concepts and understandings, all with a focus on fun and adventure. Please weigh well if this program is a good fit for your family. We also offer more mainstream programs.

By odd and totally irrelevant coincidence, The Evil Dr Dice looks suspiciously like our Camp Director Tony Deis with an eye patch painted on.

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Know thy enemy Check out the good Trackers Secret Agent Acadmey

Heroes & Villains Week August 20-24, 2012 All camps this feature amusing themes of good and evil.

Join Team Evil

Have you ever wanted to be part of an ever expanding, ever growing, near omnipotent evil secret organization bent on ruling the world?

Are you sick of the goody two-shoes Trackers Secret Agent Academy being so smug with all their times they triumph over that poor, kindly, evil megalomaniac Dr. You Know Who?

Do you know (or want to learn) kung-fu?

Do adults ever refer to you as that "evil child"?

Do your Lego creations dominate and destroy that of all your peers during free-time?

Well, Lutras Enterprises, the puppet non-profit corporation for the Evil Dr. Dice is looking for awesome double agents bent on joining him in his almost destianic quest for mastery of the Planet Earth.

Evil Ways

Here Dr. Dice reveals all his secrets as an evil mad genius such as maintaining your Facebook fan page, dressing all in black, using principles of permaculture when crafting nefarious plots and banking. All this, plus how to rebound from the emotional grief of defeat at the hands of those rotten children from the Trackers Secret Agent Academy.

Through all this you help Dr. Dice gather key pieces from around Portland to craft the ultimate Doomsday device*

*possilby the Weather Dominator lent to him by Cobra Commander

Please Note Parents and campers, if you get a phone call from Trackers Secret Agent Academy instructor Jamey Proudstar Espinoza trying to recruit you as a triple agent for them, please ignore it.

Payment Plans

For families who need it, we can offer flexible payment plans. Contact Molly to learn more. A non-refundable deposit is always required to reserve your space.

A Good Fit?

Before you register PLEASE READ the critical information below to help you decide if your program is the right match for you or you child. TrackersNW invests in families and students dedicated to maturity and accountability as a team. The experience of your child is heightened as these filters insure a safe, supportive and competent collaboration with both our instructors and all other team members (including students).

This program is a good fit for the camper and parent who...

• has a sense of humor

This program is NOT a good fit for children and families who...

• don't have a sense of humor