Rumble in the Mall 2025
This event is FREE to all camp and outdoor education staff!
The ultimate Rumble in the Mall—32,000 square feet of foam-fueled mayhem, where camps from across Portland battle for eternal bragging rights. Join Trackers Earth and Steve & Kate’s Camp as we reclaim one of Portland’s weirdest buildings for one night of glory, chaos, and questionable karaoke decisions.
RSVP @ Form!!
Forget collaboration. Forget emotional check-ins. This is camp warfare (with hot dogs and veggie burgers). The Battlegrounds include:
- ⚔️ Bear Pit: Foam swords vs foam swords. Two counselors enter. One leaves… bragging. Prepare for raw melee. No spreadsheets. Just pool noodles and vengeance.
- 🔫 Nerf Blaster Arena: Team survival chaos. Win glory. Lose dignity. Be the last camp standing (Max FPS: 130. We’ll test it. Yes, we’re serious.).
- 🎤 The Song Cave: Karaoke death matches. One mic. One song. No shame. Bonus points if you make your Director duet.
- 🌭 The Feast Hall: Hot dog & veggie burger bar (included). Mocktails & soda water for all. One adult beverage for the 21+ crowd (we check ID, we keep it classy-ish). You do NOT need to bring a quinoa salad. We have junk food.
- 🏆 Prizes Galore: Awards include bowling trophies, knives, and Olive Garden gift certificates.
The Rules (yes, we have a few): 18 years & up only. No campers. No minors. Wear your camp shirt, bring your flag, and prepare to bring shame upon your rivals.
Weapons provided by Trackers & Steve & Kate’s (no, they’re not rigged—probably). Want to bring your own? There's a door check. If it’s foam and safe, you’re in - but no weird stuff.